I know little about professional footballers
and their antics on or off the pitch but I do know a lot about defence solicitors and how they can pull an acquittal seemingly out of thin air. So I have taken my brain down old memory lane and think I've come up with a likely scenario that a certain footballer's brief can put forward in his defence.
I definitely think it has legs
"Your Honour, my client was merely mistaken as it was his intention to use a prosthetic, whislt his wife was pregnant. His demise was due to nothing more than an unfortunate printing error and a mispronunciation, owing to a rather thick scouse accent".
Over the years I've seen loads of magistrates fall for far less.
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Merci pour le link, Monsieur Hogjour.
Volontiers , Yeux Bleu
Or just a thick scouse.....
I expect nothing less from a land where defenSe is routinely misspelled.
TonyF: I don't think he's THAT bright.
DC: An interesting anomaly. I can feel my cheeks coloring(sic) up, although when we get defenSive, we often side with the U.S. ;)
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