Met Police officer Anthony Long cleared of Azelle Rodney murder
I think this calls for The Bard:
"But soft, what glint through yonder carboot breaks? It is the east, and firearm is in the sun. Arise, fair sidearm, and kill the envious perp, Who is already sick and pale with grief That I, Met Pol, art far more skilled than he."
(Hat tipped to my friend, David Kenneth Ellis, for the Shakespearean form)