Saturday, 20 June 2009

Integrity.....now what WAS that all about???

Having had to endure the latest revelations of our `government` [Latest Motto: "You Jump Through Hoops whilst We Jump Through Loopholes"] in its attempt to de-sleaze itself and circumnavigate Freedom of Information legislation, I was sent this from an old colleague in Idaho. Thought I'd share...

A Reminder!

When you have an 'I Hate My Job day' [Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days] Try this out: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson &Johnson Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: 'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson &Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized. ' Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson &Johnson.' HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE tWITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS! .........Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour fart; Maybe you should go and work for Johnson & Johnson!!!!!

PS: But I suspect there's a few MP's who would love to be that J&J thermometer right now.

5 comments:

North Northwester said...

Now THAT's a very funny post.

powdergirl said...

Hah, I could totally not figure out where that was going till the end.
PMPL.

Blue Eyes said...

"You Jump Through Hoops whilst We Jump Through Loopholes"

Indeed. Very succinctly put Mr H.

Happy Sunday to you, Sir.

Bitches In Blue said...

Thanks for the laugh !

powdergirl said...

Just popping back to wish you and yours a happy Fathers day : )