Just a thought:
Stop Press: Earlier today a deranged man, armed with a large chef's meat knife, went berserk in a small county town and killed and injured many innocent people, including small children at play in the playground of a local infants school. The first police units on the scene were not firearms officers but never the less valiantly attempted to corner the knifeman as he jogged along the High Street. Several attempts were made to bring him down with TASER but he proved difficult to hit as he kept running and dodging pursuing officers as he moved from person to person slashing and thrusting his knife at anyone near enough. One officer, who attempted to fire a Taser into him but missed his target, was slashed across the throat and was later pronounced dead. An Armed Response Vehicle eventually located the knifeman as he emerged from a local primary school having attacked staff and pupils. After a further pursuit on foot he was eventually shot and wounded by an armed officer, but not before he had stabbed and killed a police dog that was sent after him to bring him down. Police searched the man and removed several knives concealed about his person. They were described by an officer as being the sort you'd see in `a chef's knife kit`. Calls are being made for the banning of all.....chef's knives......?
This didn't happen in Cumbria today, but something equally horrific did.