Wednesday, 23 December 2009

Amazing Car-crime Prevention Strategy - The Home Office may just go for it.

Renault and Ford are working on a new small car for women. They are combining the Clio and the Taurus, and calling it the "Clitaurus." It comes in pink, and the average male thief won't be able to find it, even if someone tells him where it's parked.

14 comments:

dickiebo said...

Yea! Good 'un!

Hogday said...

Dickiebo, I'm minded to suggest that the bright young things at the Home Office couldn't find their own arses with both hands - a much more identifiable object.

Blue Eyes said...

Us chaps just can't win!

powdergirl said...

ROFL!

You kill me.

dickiebo said...

Hoggers; Can you get access to 'powdergirl's site? If so - can you pay her to allow me access?

De Campo said...

Wait....

What am I supposed to be looking for?

powdergirl said...

Dickiebo,
Much as I'm wildly taken by the idea of HD acting as my blog pimp, I just don't think it would be right to ask ask a former copper to engage in such a sordid activity.

Just drop me an email at rd7332@gmail.com, and I'll send the super exclusive(not) invite winging your way.

De Campo, pay attention, its called a Clitaurus, its not very big but it can get really pissed off when no one pays attention to it, total whore for attention.

Hd?
Would it be all right if I just hang around here shooting my mouth off all day?

Blue Eyes said...

Merry Christmas Mr HD and please pass on my best wishes to Mrs HD and the rest of the Afternoon clan!

Hogday said...

De Campo, Powdergirl, Dickiebo and Blue: What a fucking party we'd have!

(De Campo, it's called a "Clitdickerous". Will send you an eight figure grid which will put you with 10 meters, after that you're on your own - only feminists have them, allegedly)

Crime Analyst said...

Merry Christmas to all the Hogdays - have a good un!
Best Wishes - Steve & the gang at Thin Blue Line uk

Area Trace No Search said...

Merry Christmas HD.
This joke was good enough to be forwarded on by me to a select few.

I took their abuse as a sign they liked it.

Hope you enjoy your snowed in vigil. I will attempt to ignore the above comments as frankly they're all a little weird for me.

Stressed Out Cop said...

Merry Christmas Mr Hogday - SOC

Blue Eyes said...

"the above comments as frankly they're all a little weird for me"

You "new men" have no empathy with us dinosaurs!

JuliaM said...

Tee hee! ;)