Tuesday, 13 September 2011

Liar Liar

At last, the police will soon be able to use a passive, non-intrusive, non-threatening, non-intimidating method of detecting when someone might be lying during an interview....it will work on anyone.....except....er.....hang on, can we conduct this interview somewhere in France maybe?


Lex Ferenda said...

We don't need to waste money on such technology. I always know when someone is lying, their nose gets bigger.

Hogdayafternoon said...

Lex: :)) Did you ever attend my lesson on `interrogation techniques` by any chance? It was just before the tape recorders were introduced and interrogation was banned ;)

Anonymous said...

I have always wanted to use the 'zappers' that medics use to rusciscitate (spelled wrong) comatose people but for some reason PACE dictated that this was a bad thing! Sadly I had to leave the Job without the satisfaction of putting two paddles to the chest of a scrote I was interviewing and shouting, "Clear!". Life is so unfair.