Tuesday 13 September 2011

Liar Liar

At last, the police will soon be able to use a passive, non-intrusive, non-threatening, non-intimidating method of detecting when someone might be lying during an interview....it will work on anyone.....except....er.....hang on, can we conduct this interview somewhere in France maybe?

3 comments:

Lex Ferenda said...

We don't need to waste money on such technology. I always know when someone is lying, their nose gets bigger.

Hogdayafternoon said...

Lex: :)) Did you ever attend my lesson on `interrogation techniques` by any chance? It was just before the tape recorders were introduced and interrogation was banned ;)

Anonymous said...

I have always wanted to use the 'zappers' that medics use to rusciscitate (spelled wrong) comatose people but for some reason PACE dictated that this was a bad thing! Sadly I had to leave the Job without the satisfaction of putting two paddles to the chest of a scrote I was interviewing and shouting, "Clear!". Life is so unfair.
Plodnomore